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barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

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i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

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"Right next door in Oklahoma, they are going through a lot to put it lightly. And I would really appreciate it and I think they would really appreciate it, if they had a sold out crowd of 12,000 praying for them right now, don’t you think?"
- Taylor before Safe & Sound (via redtournews)

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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